What do you call the dominant guy in a group of hay farmers?
Alfalfa male.

 

Fred is on a no dessert diet, and it's no fun
It's very off-pudding.

 

The police knew the songwriter had skipped town
He left behind several notes.

 

When Fred was a kid he had a lazy eye.

Tragically, it spread to the rest of his body.

 

What did the boss say when the electrician didn't show up to work until noon?
Wire you insulate?

 

Doctors have created an arm patch for people recovering from ice cream addiction.
They are calling it the Breyer Patch.


Skeletons are bad in high-stress situations.
They are easily rattled.

 

Fred went to the doctor today for his first prostate exam
Got the thumbs up.

 

I visited a website on how to manage diabetes
I couldn't accept cookies

 

The Titan crew may not have been friends at the start of the trip...
But by the end, they were pretty chummy

 

Fred wanted to buy a pet bird but couldn't find any going cheep enough.

 

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

Once you have read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.






 

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