Which fanatical group makes life hard everyday?
The diffi cult

 

The best way to clean a pig is with hogwash.

 

If life is a highway, and it’s my way or the highway
Does that mean life isn’t going my way?

 

The spacex starship launch was a success.

It was a "poof of concept"

 

Fred's starting to think his wife wishes she married a fruit farmer
She keeps telling him that he needs to grow a pear.

 

A philanthropist donated his French impressionist painting and some rare eastern european art to a museum.

The museum go Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.


I went out in the freezing rain storm
It hurt like hail.

 

The sandwich that I had made me laugh.

I was on wry bread.

 

Fred had a hard time eating thin porridge for breakfast
It was gruelling.

 

A civil engineer's favourite workout?

Bridges

 

I met an angry fisherman today.
He was out of line.

 

Never trust a nudist who owns a washer and dryer.

 

Is a meeting to improve armoured vehicle design called a think tank?




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