Gordisms...

 

The animal that both loves and hates the Arctic?
The bi-polar bear.

 

Your feet are legends.

 

Do angry lumberjacks throw timber tantrums?

 

Fred and his wife are a temperamental couple..
He's got a temper and she’s mental.

 

Recently I bumped into the guy who sold me my miniature globe.
It’s a small world.

 

Fred has a pet tree.
It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

What do they smoke in Quebec on 4/20?
Oui'd

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s nobody there to hear it,
not only does it make a sound, but it’s the right timbre.

 

Fred was so unpopular at school they used to call him "Batteries".
He was never included in anything.

 

Flat Earth theories are too edgy for my worldview.

 

Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can’t buy anything.

 

If the Pope doesn't feel like going to church, does he just send out a mass text?