Gordisms...

 

If you bribe someone with curry

Then you’re using curry flavour to curry favour

What do you call a fragrant Tomato?

A roma

Fred thought reading a cookbook would be boring

But it had several stirring chapters.

What can you make from garbage to stay warm?

A waste coat.

With great power comes great electricity bill.

F

Roadkill occurs most in rundown areas.

The grammarian worried about his bowel resection surgery because even he was unsure if he knew how to use a semicolon.

Dogs are good at delegating

They like to bark orders

I excel at saying40 in Roman numerals

A church in Japan uses noodles instead of communion wafers.

They're Ramen Catholic

Fred did some legal work for some prostitutes.

Never got paid. Just did all the work pro boner

Fred was given a jigsaw with his face on it, he looked puzzled.red is a masseur who HATES having to work with female clients.

He is such a massagynist.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

My favorite teacher at school was Ms. Turtle, a strange name, but she tortoise well.