Gordisms...

 

Most call it snow

I call it chilly flakes

The athletic footwear newsletter is very prolific

There are tennis shoes every month

There is a new IPA beer that now includes caffeine.

It gets you hopped up.

Fred sells playground equipment.

His pitch starts with a slide show.

It was so cold that the holy water in church froze.

The priest handed out pope-sicles at mass.

Does eczema come from chickenzema?

When you milk a dwarf cow do you get condensed milk?

Fred hates Excel.

It gives him the sheets.

Yesterday, I saw a jester carrying a nun.

Didn't say anything as it was virgin on the ridiculous.

Fred's dwarf friend isn’t an alcoholic

He’s just a little drunk

Trigonometry and algebra are confusing for some...

But it's basically just cos and f(x)

I don't know who to believe about the spy balloons

It's a real he said Xi said situation

Fred identifies as a trolley.

He’s tramsgender.