Gordisms. .

 

I’ve never trusted sardines
They’re a little fishy if you ask me.

I'm really not a fan of Africa
What uganda do about it?

I get why many people don't understand Chinese proverbs.
There's simply too much Confucian.

Fred is starting a cover band called “paper”
They cover rock

There’s a sequel to Dracula coming out.
It’s a revamp

There is a new type of corn. It's extra juicy and the kernels are black and red.
They call it corn on macabre.