Gordisms...

 

Fred is writing a very sad story on how to command a horse to stop moving.

It’s a Tale of Whoa.

Many people think it's obese people that tend to overindulge.

But actually it's skinny people who live in XS...

Fred is writing a book about his basement renovations.

He is hoping it will be a best cellar.

Fred put vodka in the lawnmower

Now the grass is half cut

There's a new website about relieving eye strain.

It's a site for sore eyes.

If you blink slowly enough it turns into a nap.