Gordisms...

 Are skeletons so calm because nothing gets under their skin?

My geography teacher and I used to argue about the lines between tectonic plates.

But whose fault was that?

It's weird how the concept of "Not giving a shit"....

...is good for mental health but bad for physical health.

Fred hates when people call him a Kleptomaniac

He prefers... 'Man of STEAL'

Fred fell for a scam claiming to boost intelligence….

He was none the wiser after it.

Drunk drivers are people who put the quart before the hearse.

The good thing about confirmation bias is that I'm always right.

I saw a ladder with no rungs...honest, I didn't make it up.