Fred was standing in the kitchen talking to the spice rack

Told his wife that he was asking for sage advice

 

Two guys hanging above your window?
Kurt n’ Rod.

 

What does the GOP stand for?
Because it’s much harder to get in and out of chairs at that age.

 

Fred ran a scam convincing people to invest in Japanese condiments.
He was arrested for running a Ponzu scheme.

 

If programs become sentient, they have to identify as male or female.
Because they're coded in binary.

 

Fred's bicycle brakes were broken, it didn't stop him from riding.

 

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