Sixty
is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.
"You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and
nothing comes out."
"Ah,
that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the
toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"
"Actually,"
said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do
you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No,
I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem
at all."
"So,
do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No,
I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated,
the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every
morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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