sunday gordies and more....

 

Why was it so windy in the stadium?
There were a bunch of fans.

 

Reading confessions in braille...
is a touchy subject.

 

I was named after my father.
He was born quite a while before me.

 

Apparently you need to eat healthy more than once to get in shape
That is completely unfair.

 

Two first responders?
A pair of medics.

 

Fred was once in a serious relationship with an Instagram influencer, but when he proposed to her he got zero engagement.

 

Some say fuzzy leather with a napped finish is preferable but I’m not suede.

 

The Bible says the meek shall inherit the earth, but unfortunately the strong keep contesting the will.