sunday gordies....

 Fred has decided to pursue a new path in life and has become a professional psychic. I don't think it'll help his depression though...

There's never a happy medium.

 

What do you call a prehistoric lizard that sings jazz?
A Dinah Shore

 

A tender but very spicy steak?
flamin'-gnon.

 

The dog breed that falls from the sky when it rains cats and dogs?
Pomerainin'

 

Fred was really struggling to get his wife's attention
So he sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable.

 

What do short people experience from tall people?
Belittlement

 

Plateaus are a high form of flattery.

 

Fred made an appointment to get  a Beach Boys haircut, they booked him in with barber Ann.

 

I've lost control. I don't see an end. There is no escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
Time for a new keyboard.