Saturday gordies....

 

I don't like the contraction for we will...
But I don't want to reinvent the we'll.

Fred was a marksman but had to give up shooting.
After that, his life was aimless

Seatbelts are a fastenating innovation.

Stairs and Segways don't mix...
but they both get you from one story to another

You hear about the green onion who started a hip hop career?
He was a real rapscallion.

Fred made Eggs Benedict for his Valentine this year.
He was hoping to have a "Friends with Benedicts" relationship

When asked if I was aware that Thailand used to have a different name, I replied "Yes, I am."