Hilarious joke....

*Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man that she suffered from a condition that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.*

*Herb said that it was okay because he loved her so much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity, too.*

*Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as a newborn and I hope you can deal with that once we are married."*

*She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your newborn size winky."*

*Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.*

*As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room. Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.*

*She said, "You told me your winky was the size of a newborn infant!"*

*"Yes, it is. 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.*' "