Friday gordies....love the last one...

 

I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know.

I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they are hatching some evil plan.

You know how the pharaohs of Egypt got so wealthy?
Pyramid scheme

What's good when you do it yourself, but bad when someone else does it for you?
Getting stoned.

The most curious superhero?
“I wonder” Woman

A  brewed beverage that only has a slight flavor is a subtle-tea.

All brooms go back and forth gathering dirt on hard surfaces
But that's a sweeping statement.

I do not want to hear any more jokes about cows….
I’ve herd them all so don’t udder a single word.

They prohibited television in Afghanistan
They call it a Telly Ban.

Do gay midgets come out the cabinet