The opposite of Formaldehyde is...
Casualdejekyll
Are you bad at math?
Cause you'll love our in-store deals!
Where do geneticists keep their vegetables?
In the CRISPR drawer.
What does Victoria Beckham call her breasts?
Spice rack.
You can teach a cat to do anything it wants to do.
What do you get when you massage a reptile?
A calmer chameleon
The auto body shop did a great job repairing my car after my
accident.
I highly wreck-a-mend them.
Who is the most agreeable Irish R&B singer?
Mary J. O’Blige
I took a pill and am feeling so ticklish now...
I think it was a pharmaceutickle
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