love the first and last ones....

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 The doctor told Fred that he may have parkinson's....

And Fred just shook it off.

 

What do you call Filipino who does origami?
A Manila folder.

 

A group of bishops form a band
they call themselves the a-men

 

How does the pope pay for his on-line purchases?
Papal

 

What do you call the best tasting milk in the world?
Legendairy

 

How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network

 

I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds.
No tern was left unstoned.

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