more puns from gord....

 

Fred left his ex-wife after catching her cheating on him with her deaf best friend..
He really should have read all the signs

 

Why are so many people interested in scotch tape?
Its fasten-aiding.

 

Anti-vaxxers are heroes
They prevent diseases from going extinct.

 

A sign on a music store door:
Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet

 

Never ask a starfish for directions.

 

Whenever my baker makes a joke he cracks a rye smile

People often tell me that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do it...

I used to have a job working for a anesthesiologist
I really hated that job, left me feeling numb