a few puns from gord....

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Watching my easily amused dog chasing his tail, made me realize I was watching a dog chase his tail.


My friend says that heavy cream is pure fat; to which I replied no, it’s whey more.


I once dated a girl who worked as a Telemarketer
But she had too many hang ups


What is, “Heck”?
Heck is where people go who don’t believe in “Gosh”.


Fred's wife screamed at him, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" he replied




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