he's lost it.....gotta see

 The main river in Berlin has claimed several lives in recent weeks.

German police, apparently unaware of the irony, call it a killing Spree.

Fred was walking to his friend's house the other day
When he got to the golf course, it was obvious there was still a fairway to go.

Fred's boss at the dry cleaners said they had to rush the next batch.
They had a pressing order.

If a tomb is pronounced "toom" and a womb is pronounced "woom,"
why isn't a bomb pronounced "boom?"