he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred is dating a girl who loves to be covered in cheese.

She’s a real cracker.

Fred is struggling to get over his line-dancing addiction.
It’s been two steps forward, one step back.

Fred started to watch a movie about competitive weightlifting.
But he turned it off because it was too heavy.

I'm not so sure about adolescents these days.
They're more like add-a-lot-scents.