he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred decided to unclog, clean and polish his kitchen sink this morning.

The experience was both draining and reflective.

Fred was walking along the beach and swears he heard the coastline LAUGHING at him.
Littoral Lols.

Fred started working at a company that makes nooses.
He's finally getting the hang of it.

Fred threw his extra pastry to a couple of pigeons in the park today. 
He filled two birds with one scone.