he's lost it.....gotta see

 A dairy farmer who was labeling his low-fat milk as whole milk.

He was skimming.

Amazon tried to sell log cabins but it didn’t go well.
It’s really a cottage industry.

Once you hire a company to assemble your books, there’s no turning back.
You’re in a binding agreement.

Fred asked a barista why she was wearing a surgical mask.

She replied "I'm not, it's a coughy filter".