The zipper on Fred's jeans broke today...

But he managed to fix it on the fly.

Due to changes in the social acceptability of international relations terminology, countries that were once European colonies are no longer referred to as "Independent".
They are now referred to as Eurodivergent.

Fred was trying to find impostor in the dictionary.
It was next to impossible.

Authorities shut down a lab that was splicing human and lettuce DNA...
Once on the scene they found human romaines.



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