Gordisms...

 

The reason why cats just seem to know how to use a litter box?

It's in-stink.

Fred's girlfriend dumped him because he was too obsessed with football.

He says that they were together for five seasons.

I'll tell you what I know about dwarfism...

... very little.

If you plan to visit the Horn of Africa, I suggest you practice your dancing ahead of time.

You might need to shake Djibouti.