Gordisms....

 


Vertistop: when the room stops spinning.


Fred was worried that Ozempic wouldn’t work.

But it’s taken a great weight off his shoulders.


Someone tried to steal Fred's phone, but failed to realize a policeman had witnessed everything.

They robbed him the wrong way.


A barista ruined my fancy coffee, it tasted like leather slippers.

What a mocha-sin.



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