Gordisms....
Vertistop: when the room stops spinning.
Fred was worried that Ozempic wouldn’t work.
But it’s taken a great weight off his shoulders.
Someone tried to steal Fred's phone, but failed to realize a policeman had witnessed everything.
They robbed him the wrong way.
A barista ruined my fancy coffee, it tasted like leather slippers.
What a mocha-sin.
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