Gordisms...

 

Fred was attacked by a flock of sheep.

Luckily, he was only grazed.

Fred said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father."

I think he got a pirated copy.

Ziplock started making underwear.

Fred tried a pair but found they were just a little baggy.

Last night Fred dreamt hat he was a jack-in-the-box.

Woke up cranky.