he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's new girlfriend asked if he was left-leaning like she is.

He replied no, both his legs were the same length.

Fred prefers playing records instead of streaming Spotify, he just likes the authentic sound.
That’s his decision and it's vinyl.

Eggplant is the red headed step child of the vegetable family…
It must be the auburn gene.

People often ask me why I'm so generous...
Because, I'm allergic to selfish.