he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred dressed up as a screwdriver last Halloween.

It wasn't the greatest costume but it turned a lot of heads.

Some Pennsylvanians drink fine wine out of one liter beer glasses.
Philly steins.

Fred found some very old coins but they were so worn that he couldn’t make heads or tails of them.

The person who put the “s” in fast food was a marketing genius.