he's lost it.....gotta see

Canada and Denmark participated in the whiskey war...
Their militaries are now  the only ones with specialists trained in bourbon warfare.

Fred got fired from the Viagra factory after being accused of stealing.
Guess they don’t want hard workers.

Police Officer: "Why are you driving around with a book in your hands?"
Fred: "It's a long story..."

Crows are losing their ability to communicate.

Scientists are scrambling to find the caws.