he's lost it.....gotta see

 A doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples?

Guyneckologist.

Fred filed a patent for a 2-player game where robots fight each other, but the patent examiner told him it was too similar to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

Fred shouted, “You blocked my knockoff!”.

If we remove all of the margarine on earth
The world will be a butter place.

My friend told me I was courageous for golfing so badly in front of people.
I said it doesn't take courage, but it does take a lot of balls.