he's lost it.....gotta see

 A gang of jewel smugglers hid diamonds inside some rabbits.

Apparently they fed them carats.

When you only have one slice of cheese it’s called provolone.
But if you have multiple slices it’s called provtogether.

Inspired by America changing the Department of Defense to the department of war, Putin decided to follow suit.
His Ministry of Defense has now been renamed to the Ministry of Defenestration.

Fred tried to get his girlfriend to go swimming with his Polar Bear Club.
It didn’t work out well; she ended up getting cold feet.