he's lost it.....gotta see

 I ate too much French bread.

My stomach is full of pain.

Fred's wife told him she was leaving him because she couldn't live with his constant star wars puns.
He told me "Divorce is strong with this one."

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash.

He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

Fred's boss said that if anyone wants to talk about the strong aroma in the office...
Her Dior's always open.