he's lost it.....gotta see

 How do you evaluate a famous person?

You celeb-rate.

Fred met his wife when they worked as technical writers for a software company.

They named their son Manual.

Today Fred started running. People told him it's a great way to meet others.
He was excited as he met two paramedics, three nurses and one cardiologist.

The difference between a cop who says thank you and Socrates?
One is a grateful officer, the other is a great philosopher.