he's lost it.....gotta see

 A  woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street  when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three  times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The  surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too  risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters  and a

healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and  then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'What's  wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this  bullet
came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother  told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years  ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into  the room in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this  bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and  explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later  her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the  Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a  bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing  with myself and I shot the dog.'

from vince....