How do you measure the quality of a pun?

With a sighsmograph.

Fred heard that the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you.
So he replaced the croutons with M&M's.

They really dislike puns about water in France.
They consider them de l'eau-est form of humour.

Fred quit his job in HR.
It was for personnel reasons



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