Scientists created a green-striped dog by splicing it's genes with watermelon. When asked why it looked depressed they said:
It's a meloncollie.
Fred said that his ex wife is a pirate's worst nightmare.
A sunken chest with no booty.
A sunken chest with no booty.
Fred took a trip down an iron mine to give a pep talk to all the rocks down there. It was…
Ore-inspiring.
Ore-inspiring.
It was difficult for Thor and Odin to communicate over long distances.
That’s why they used Norse code.
That’s why they used Norse code.
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