Gordisms...

 

Fred wants to be famous but without any of the recognition.

To bask in the sub-lime light.

Fred admired Hispanic dictators but Fidel Castro wasn't his favourite.

He was more of a Francophile.

Fred is a trustfund baby.

His parents trusted him to fund himself.

Someone broke into my home and took a dozen eggs, left a saucepan filled with warm water...

Police believe it was poachers.

Fred still hasn't found a cure for insomnia but he's going to lose any 

sleep over it.