Gordisms....

 

I was disappointed when Fred sent me a picture of his latest great tasting soup base.

It was just a stock photo.

I don't have an attitude problem.

You have a perception problem.

Fred has been doing much better with house chores these days.

But he just can’t get on board with ironing.

Fred bought a protective case for his Samsung phone.

It’s a defender of the galaxy.

How do fighter pilots like their eggs?

Scrambled.