Gordisms....

 

If you think eggs are expensive...

Wait til you fertilize one.

Fred's magazine wasn’t getting delivered to the right house.

Customer service said they would address the issue.

Fred announced loudly that he didn't like mixed races.

His wife reminded him that the correct term is "triathlons".

A deficit is what you have when you don't have as much as you had when you had nothing.

Everyone I meet calls me a contrarian, but I beg to differ.