Gordisms....

 

My wife told me to put the pasta back in the colander.

It was a restraining order.


Doing a good job is like peeing in a pool.

You get a bit of a warm feeling, usually no one notices.


People who claim they are “Gluten Intolerant” are really ”going against the grain.”


An albino dinosaur hunter?

Pale-eontologist.


People trust the odds when it’s about asteroid impacts but suddenly believe in miracles when buying lottery tickets.

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