Gordisms....

 

My wife told me to put the pasta back in the colander.

It was a restraining order.

Doing a good job is like peeing in a pool.

You get a bit of a warm feeling, usually no one notices.

People who claim they are “Gluten Intolerant” are really ”going against the grain.”

An albino dinosaur hunter?

Pale-eontologist.

People trust the odds when it’s about asteroid impacts but suddenly believe in miracles when buying lottery tickets.