Good one from Doug....

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 Joe Biden, King Charles, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.


When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next King Charles calls Cammy in England and talks for 30 minutes.


When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a cheque.

Finally Biden gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.


When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Biden got to call the USA so cheaply.


The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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