Fred's mom made a bad choice when she got re-married to an army officer.
He was a Major faux pas.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
It goes through a jarring experience.
A VIA train had 8 engineers in the cab.
Apparently they were training.
I once measured how tall I was by stacking up cans of baked beans.
In Heinz height it was a stupid idea.
In Heinz height it was a stupid idea.
Fred worked as a trapeze artist until he was let go.
He couldn't get the hang of it.
Fred's wife won’t come to karaoke night.
He has to duet alone.
He has to duet alone.
Silk, linen, polyester.
Don't mind me, just trying out some new material.
Don't mind me, just trying out some new material.
At the airport my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.
But I said "Let's not get carried away."
But I said "Let's not get carried away."
Funny how hyphenated is non-hyphenated, but non-hyphenated is hyphenated.
Fred's wife never stops talking about photography.
You just can’t shutter up.
You just can’t shutter up.
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