A pirate's favourite socks?
Arrrr-gyle.
Fred lost his girlfriend because he is a compulsive gambler.
All he can think of now is how to win her back.
All he can think of now is how to win her back.
Fred asked a bunch of people what they thought about one sixtieth of a minute.
He was looking for a second opinion.
He was looking for a second opinion.
The sketching competition that Fred entered ended in a draw.
Fred perfected an internal combustion engine to power a generator and it runs entirely on shredded envelopes and notepads.
The only drawback is that you can't use it to power a vehicle; it's a stationary engine.
The only drawback is that you can't use it to power a vehicle; it's a stationary engine.
I just learned about confirmation bias.
And yes, it’s just as I thought.
And yes, it’s just as I thought.
Fred got fired from a dairy farm for his reckless behaviour.
He was a serious danger to himself and udders.
He was a serious danger to himself and udders.
Fred smokes cigars very slowly.
His family complains about the hour-hand smoke.
His family complains about the hour-hand smoke.
They’re filming a remake of My Cousin Vinny in the Middle East.
Starring Harissa Tomei.
Starring Harissa Tomei.
In this day and age, are postcards a waste of time?
It's something worth addressing.
It's something worth addressing.
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