There is a new international weight-loss competition.

The Ozempics.


Fred always wanted to learn to juggle.
He just never had the balls to try it.

I never understood how people were able to calculate how deep undersea objects are.
I just can’t fathom it.

Fred always turns anything positive into a negative.
He has the minus touch.

The self-deprecation society is just now starting to take applications for new members..
I’ve already put myself down.


Fred finally decided to retire from a long career as a graffiti artist.
To be honest,the writing's been on the wall for a long time.

Fred walked into the doctor's office with water running down his chest and dripping off his shoulders.
It turned out he had a crick in his neck.

A couple of cleaners won a contest to be space tourists.
They ended up scrubbing the mission.

My old bank manager kept mostly to himself.
He was a loaner.

One difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, while I require supervision.



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