There is a new international weight-loss competition.
The Ozempics.
Fred always wanted to learn to juggle.
He just never had the balls to try it.
He just never had the balls to try it.
I never understood how people were able to calculate how deep undersea objects are.
I just can’t fathom it.
I just can’t fathom it.
Fred always turns anything positive into a negative.
He has the minus touch.
He has the minus touch.
The self-deprecation society is just now starting to take applications for new members..
I’ve already put myself down.
I’ve already put myself down.
Fred finally decided to retire from a long career as a graffiti artist.
To be honest,the writing's been on the wall for a long time.
To be honest,the writing's been on the wall for a long time.
Fred walked into the doctor's office with water running down his chest and dripping off his shoulders.
It turned out he had a crick in his neck.
It turned out he had a crick in his neck.
A couple of cleaners won a contest to be space tourists.
They ended up scrubbing the mission.
My old bank manager kept mostly to himself.
He was a loaner.
One difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, while I require supervision.
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