I'm tired of politicians asking for money and then burning through it.
Those guys are always razing funds.
I recently tried Kangaroo beer.
I could really taste the hops.
I could really taste the hops.
A Roman Emperor with asthma?
Julius Wheezer.
Julius Wheezer.
Have you ever seen the digits on the bottom of breakfast food boxes?
You'll see it's a cereal number.
You'll see it's a cereal number.
Yesterday, I wore something from 10 years ago and it still fit.
It was socks but I'm taking the win.
It was socks but I'm taking the win.
I would really like things to spiral into control every once in a while.
I went to a cheap clothing store today…
…and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
…and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Liam Payne didn’t know if you fall off a balcony you can only go…
…one direction.
…one direction.
Fred once got into an argument with a knight.
But they sworded it out.
But they sworded it out.
Someone that only makes iced coffees?
A Brrrrrista.
A Brrrrrista.
Fred gets annoyed when he can't find a clean towel after his shower.
He suffers from irritable towel syndrome.
He suffers from irritable towel syndrome.
Astronomers dislike vegetarian restaurants.
They prefer something meteor.
They prefer something meteor.
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