Gordisms ...

Fred is thinking of getting into the venison market.
Hopes to make a lot of doe, or at least a quick buck.

The cookie that I got at the Chinese restaurant was empty.

It was unfortunate.

Is it called a funny bone because everyone laughs when you hit it?

Fred is developing a chip to be implanted into your brain that will allow you to use Echolocation.
He claims it will give people a greater sense of porpoise.

I'm always the first on my block to put out my trash, then all the neighbours do.
I guess you could say I'm a bit of a binfluencer.

Fred got cast as a dwarf extra in the new Snow White movie.
It's just a small role.