These days you're asked to tip everywhere you go.
It seems rather gratuitous.
The doctor told me my prostate was good.
I was deeply touched.
The reason carpenters often switch projects?
Because they get board.
Fred was in a very quick staring contest the other day...
It was over in a blink of an eye.
Arthritis is just your joints getting ready for rigor
mortis.
Never use double negatives, they are a no no.
I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her
barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
The most narcissistic of all physicians is the
ophthalmologist.
It's always eye, eye, eye.
A gang started to steal all kinds of rocks containing metal.
That's oreganized crime.
A group of travellers who are never angry?
Nomads.
Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon.
Banned on the Run.
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