Gordisms...

 

If you don’t have enough utensils to attack the food on your plate
You need reinforkments.

 

Where do you often find a dead body?
In the coroner of the room.

 

Look, I don't want to sound conceited, but when I left the hotel I'm pretty sure that the receptionist was checking me out.

 

One hair style many people are not looking forward to...
Dreads.

 

“Seven” has “even” in it, which is odd.

 

Botox should sponsor the World Series of Poker.

Thousands of years ago some stray dogs wandered into the Australian outback looking for food.
It dingo so well.

 

If you can't look at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot,
you're probably still an idiot.

 

Fred managed to resuscitate a comedian the other day.
He’s now on laugh support.

 

Fred wears a size 11 shoe, but he’s trying to squeeze into a pair of size 9…
No small feat.

 

Are hornets and wasps just wannabees?