Gordisms...

 

Fred had to take the lawn mower back to the shop.
It just wasn't cutting it.

 

My old step ladder keeps tipping over.

I just can't stand it.

 

I wanted to go on a long bike ride earlier but decided not to,
Cycling is two-tiring,

 

Walnuts, berries and fatty fish are all very good for your brain.
Food for thought.

 

Fred claims that he is the king of his castle.
But his kids insist it’s a mom-archy.

Did you hear about the sick Instagrammer?
She was an influenzer.

 

Fred ran into a big glass window.

He was in a lot of pane.

 

A famous astronaut died recently.

I found out by reading the orbituary.

 

If a man gets married, has he been groomed?

 

People who have a fetish for accomplishing their plans come to fruition.